What The Hell Am I?

I’ve noticed there are quite a few Hollyweird types that seem to be doing a balancing act between looking like a woman and looking like a man, and coming out as a hybrid of both. Robert Ebert is a good example (or it might be Siskel, I always get those two mixed up). Ebert is, to my knowledge, a man. For most of his life he actually even looked like a man, but now he looks like someones sickly grandma. Not my  grandma, but somebody’s. Life kicked that guy right in the vagina it seems.

The person in the photo is another great example. You probably know who it is, but if I didn’t tell you, you’d have a pretty hard time guessing whether it pees standing up or sitting down. Although for the record, peeing sitting down is very comfortable.

Even though I do know what sex this person is, I’m still second-guessing myself, who knows, maybe its life was a complete rouse. Haha, joke’s on us, i suppose.

Do you know what this creature is, or, as the feature goes, What the Hell Am I?

10 Responses to “What The Hell Am I?”

  1. Chris Taylor Says:

    That kinda looks like k.d. lang, assuming k.d. lang ate five buckets of friend chicken in a single sitting.

  2. Chris Taylor Says:

    fried, that is.

    Stay away from “friend chicken”.

  3. Binks, Webelf Says:

    Those unmistakable cheekbones.. it must be k.d. lang, scary old Canucki chanteuse.

  4. dmorris Says:

    Just what the hell is “friend chicken”?

    I’m a friendly type of guy, and have befriended all kinds of people and creatures, but NEVER a chicken!

    I think you should have Taylor investigated, Mayor.

    Oh, and depicted above, is the famous and rich lesbian (her emphasis, not mine) singer from Alberta, who apparently bought a house in the Vancouver area a few years back,and is now referred to by the BC MSM as “Vancouver’s own”, K.D. Lang.

    She’s actually a pretty good singer, though I’m not a fan of her music.

    Completely off topic, but essential information:
    my son just told me that the most popular song sung at funerals, as the coffin is lowered into the grave, is “Highway to Hell” by our beloved AC/DC.

    Love that song, but don’t think I’ll tempt fate in a few years………;-)

  5. Go_Fish Says:

    There used to be commercial for Irish Spring soap that had as a tag line the phrase “Manly, yes. But I like it too.”

    This person is quite manly. Or as my grandmother would have said, “handsome”.

  6. digitalbrownshirt Says:

    “Owen Bradley Sessions” and “Absolute Torch and Twang” were both pretty good albums. She’s got a lovely voice.

  7. Chris Says:

    Hey, that’s k.d. lang! I actually think she’s a very good singer, even if she does look like my cousin Ian.

  8. unclescott Says:

    Somebody should teach Mr./Ms. Lang how to tie a tie. It helps the look if it’s tied right, but it kinda rubs on the ole adam’s apple, if you have one.

  9. KMorris Says:

    Clearly the key to success is to be horrendously butch. My perfume and eyeshadow have gotten me nowhere dammit!

  10. OneOfThree Says:

    Wayne Newton, the early years!

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