Man Wants Cock-Up Reversed
One month after getting a penis extension, a Russian man has asked doctors to reverse the surgery:
The man wanted to add an extra two-thirds to his penis and get 25 cm (9.8 inches) instead of his 15 cm (5.9 inches).
The doctors tried to persuade the patient that his penis was ideally sized, warned that he may be unhappy with the results of the surgery, and even showed him a life-sized replica of a 25-cm male organ. But the man stood his ground and demanded the operation.
The surgery was completed in two sessions, and happy Konstantin returned home almost twice as large as he used to be. But in just one month he was back at the clinic again, this time asking to undo the enlargement.
“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore,” Life.ru quoted one of the doctors as saying.
“He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.”
However it will take six to eight months before a second surgery can be performed.
I sure feel my comrades pain, as it turns out I had to have half a foot lopped off my unit a few years ago because the way it stood, it was causing TLDG great discomfort. I thought I would hate having to slim down to 8″, but as it turns out, it never really gets in the way any more, and now I’m never frightened to zip up my pants really fast.
I ended up saving the discarded half a foot and now use it as a planter for a giant Madigascarian fern I bought at Sheridan Nurseries. Don’t say I’m not into recycling, you environmental wackos!
May 5th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Overheard in a past life from a comedian named Jim Krenn in Pittsburgh: “Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.”
May 5th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Furthermore: “Confucius say, man who who put cock on stove have hot rod.”
May 5th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Mam with erection who goes through turnstile is going to Bangkok.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Well, yeah no woman wants to be with you unless they are getting paid to get filmed with you. 9 inches? That could kill a girl!
Even Asia Carrera has said that once it gets to about 8 inches, it starts to hurt.