Great Parenting Week

Letting your infant play with a gun isn’t that bad if the gun isn’t loaded. Same goes if you let your baby play with a syringe, but there’s a cap on it. Or it isn’t rusty.
Remember, guns don’t kill babies, the velocity of the bullets kill babies.
Can you tell I’ve been drinking tonight?




May 21st, 2009 at 8:00 pm
As far as I can tell the only thing she’s done wrong is to not show him which way to point it!
BUT that IS a serious breach of judgment!
May 21st, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Oh my god! Delete this before Wendy Cukier sees it!
btw, I hope the kid’s drool doesn’t rust the barrel.
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
If my mom was that stupid I’d try to kill myself too.
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
It would more funny if Mayor featured mom’s mugshot.
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 pm
It’s not a gun, it’s a pistol.
http://www.strathconas.ca/images/csqn/9oct07/31.jpg
Cheers
May 25th, 2009 at 7:39 am
1. a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive; a piece of ordnance.
2. any portable firearm, as a rifle, shotgun, or revolver.
3. a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory.
The military has lied to you.
August 2nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
It’s a water gun you dummies.