What’s Growing In The Mayor’s Backyard?
Funny, but in this picture the plant looks rather sickly, like it just saw Katie Couric in granny panties, but in actuality this plant is thriving, like it just saw Megan Fox in granny panties.
The Mayor has over 50 different types of plants/shrubs/flowers/trees in his backyard, and loves every last one of them slightly less than he does his own legitimate children. Sometimes you will find me nestled beside one, talking to it, sometimes scolding it (but only if its been naughty).
I know what this plant is, but do you? It’s an easy one tonight, but as the days go on, the pictures will get harder and harder–just like the way you get when you see Katie Couric Megan Fox in granny panties.
See how I brought that whole thing around to a pretty admirable conclusion?
Impressive.
June 10th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Dear Mayor,
I understand why men would look at Megan Fox and get very happy in a manly kind of way. However, the second she opens her pie hole she makes me want to take a shovel and start swinging. I don’t want to ruin any of the “boys’ fun” around here but her stupid tatoo, and her recent (2) incredibly stupid statements make me wish you would have “good looking women we would like to have sexual relations with but whom we hope never utter another word” week.
Sincerely,
Mare
p.s. I think that leaves several million women to choose from. And yes, I know that paragraph stinks but I find myself not caring.
June 10th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
That’s either a Hosta plant, or another species entirely. But I’m not sure about that last bit.
I killed a Hosta plant once. It took me a year. It kept….coming back.
June 10th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I was going to ask if it’s edible, but then I realized if it’s gonna keep coming back, then no thanks. I’ll pass.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:16 am
I say it’s in the family of the callis..er, cannis..uh cannibus, no, but DM probably has some of that growing out back behind the shed
,….it’s something that starts with a c.
It’s a tubular..not that kind (you with the dirty minds), and the blooms come in different brilliant colors. And you can’t rid it even if you pour gasoline on it and set it on fire.
I declare that if any statement I’ve said is true, in whole or part, then I win.
June 11th, 2009 at 5:14 am
Mr. Mayor, The Mrs. (who has two green thumbs btw) says it’s a Hosta, or some call it a Plantation Lily.
Good photo. (two good photos)
June 11th, 2009 at 6:11 am
Nancy’s right. Hosta is invulnerable to damned-near everything. I mowed mine every week for an entire season, only to have it come back the next Spring – happy as a clam in a convicted felons arm pit.
But…if you painstakingly paint Roundup concentrate (with a little artists paintbrush) on each emerging leaf as it appears, you’ll eventually kill the complex root system.
You can also nuke the entire site from orbit – just to be sure.
June 11th, 2009 at 7:07 am
“…nuke the entire site from orbit – just to be sure”
Ah, McGoo is a fan of Aliens, a true classic.
June 11th, 2009 at 7:52 am
My wife says it’s a “Hosta” plant, and that’s the type of thing she’d know.
I recognize two type of plant, marijuana and tomatoes, which should always be planted together.
I guess it’s safe now to confess that I always thought Katie Couric was hot.
And I don’t know who Megan Fox is, but I’m sure she’s hot too.
June 11th, 2009 at 8:14 am
I think Mare is right–Although beautiful, Megan Fox is a total doucheclamp.
I know Mare didn’t use those exact words, but I’m pretty sure she was thinking it.
And no, Katie Couric was never hot, she had a great make-up crew.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:55 am
It’s a peeon plant, at least that’s what I did to it last time I was at your house.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:15 am
I wouldn’t be so hasty. Once Obamanomics takes hold, you’re going to want that landscaping for groceries.
I wonder if the North Koreans have any good recipes for yard waste?
June 11th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
It’s a plain old hosta. I think I once saw a picture of one next to Megan Fox.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
“It’s a plain old hosta. I think I once saw a picture of one next to Megan Fox.”
HA!