Chastity Bono Is Having A Sex Change

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Chastity Bono –seen here stomping on the poor citizens of Tokyo — has announced that she is in the early stages of transitioning from a woman to a man through sex-change surgery:

Chastity,  the child of legendary entertainers Sonny and Cher, began the process earlier this year, shortly after his 40th birthday.

“Yes, it’s true — Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity,” confirmed Bono’s publicist, Howard Bragman.

“He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones.

I understand how someone transforms from a man to a woman — as the joke goes, you just chop it off and insert an anchovy — but how do you change from a woman to a man? I suppose you would have to start witha Plaster of Paris mould, and with any luck, maybe Cher collected her skin from the plastic surgeons floor after the zillions of reconstructive surgeries she’s had over her illustrious 80 years as an entertainer. From there, I suppose all that’s left is to super-glue Cher’s skin on the Plaster of Paris mould and industrial staple that bad bastard to Chastity’sChad’s enormous frame. Ta da, good bye Chastity, hello Chad.

14 Responses to “Chastity Bono Is Having A Sex Change”

  1. Rocky Says:

    Now we can call her “Sonny.”

  2. The Mayor Says:

    Oh Zing…very nice!

  3. dmorris Says:

    THAT’S little Chastity Bono!!!??

    Haven’t seen her since she was a cute little girl on the “Sonny and Cher” show!

    She’s big enough to play Tackle in the CFL, maybe someone should alert the Ti-cats.

  4. Godless Commie Says:

    Good Lord, her left leg weighs more than Sonny and Cher combined. Yes, I know that Sonny weighs about eight pounds now, but work with me … you know what I mean.

    (“… stomping on the poor citizens of Tokyo” That’s the best line you’ve come up with since you had Rod Stewart walking hand in hand with a giraffe. You ought to write for Letterman – God knows he needs the help.)

  5. The Mayor Says:

    Speaking of eight pounds, that’s going to be the weight of her new cock.

  6. OMMAG Says:

    Apples and trees …. you ever take good look at Cher’s upper lip?

  7. cudgel Says:

    Betcha the gals are lining up to deflower the big fella.

  8. dmorris Says:

    Yeah, he and Ellen would make a nice looking couple.

  9. Andy Says:

    Jeepers, he was such a cute little tyke! I’ll “amen” godless commie…”stomping on the citizens of Tokyo” Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

    Maybe the “We Are The World” choir can offer a fund-raising re-release of “I Got You Babe” in honor of the BIG event.

  10. KMorris Says:

    I’m willing to bet they just inflate her clit like a water balloon. In case you guys were wondering thats the thing that your wife is always saying you can’t find and/or work properly.

    Leave it to a nurse to come up with a gross explanation. And oddly enough, I do know how they do both operations (MTF and FTM).

  11. Go_Fish Says:

    Meh. Sex changes are so 1990. “Chaz” needs to bump nasties with one of the entrants of Facial Hair Week and go extra-species. That’s where sasquatches come from.

  12. Chris Says:

    “She’s big enough to play Tackle in the CFL, maybe someone should alert the Ti-cats.”

    Only the Argonauts get the vastly overrated American football players.

  13. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    KM
    “… I do know how they do both operations (MTF and FTM).”
    Not unless you show us the pictures.

    Cheers

  14. Cassandra Says:

    NICE!

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