What To Do About David Letterman
Did anyone hear the comments Letterman made about Sarah Palin’s youngest daughter this week? Ya, me either, the msm have been pretty tight-lipped about it. If you Google it, there are only three results total. However, from what I gather, Conservatives are up in arms over it, they are FURIOUS I tells ya!
Well, I think it’s time my Conservative friends calm the hell down and let it go. For many reasons.
For one thing, David Letterman isn’t even relevant any more. He’s like a poor man’s version of Saturday Night Live, which in itself is a poor man’s version of the old Captain & Tennille Show. As a matter of fact, Letterman’s ratings are so poor that when Katie Couric’s boss asks her to explain her terrible ratings, she says to them, “At least I’m not Letterman”.
It’s been so long since I’ve seen a full episode of Letterman that I cannot honestly tell you when the last time I saw a full episode of Letterman was. I do remember landing on his show a few times in the last couple of years and thinking that he’s just a shadow of his former self –his gags were lame, he looked like shit, he was basically mailing it in. You see, I actually really liked Letterman at one time, and it’s sad to see someone go down in flames as hard as he has over the last few (10?) years.
So, giving him ammunition is prolonging our agony.
Secondly: David Letterman is an ultra-liberal on an ultra-liberal television station, yucking it up with fellow ultra-liberals in an ultra-liberal state. Why bother trying to fight that nonsense? Pick your battles, you’ll never get through to them on this one.
Finally: look at the picture I posted. That’s Letterman’s wife. Ya. Imagine, he’s making fun of Sarah Palin, and every night he goes home and has to fuck the dead body of Boris Karloff. No wonder Letterman is angry. If you had to give tender kisses to a neck that has a bolt sticking out of it, you’d be mad too.
No matter what anyone says, Sarah Palin is a beautiful woman. You may not like her politics, but you cannot deny she is a sexy bit of heaven. That kills the left. That kills Letterman. Palin is successful, is raising a family, AND she’s smoking hot. David Letterman’s wife is somehow uglier than David Letterman. That’s GOT to hurt.
Taking shots at Palin and her daughter is Letterman’s release. Let him have it. Let the baby have his bottle. Don’t give him one second more attention that he’s gotten. He’s simply not worth it.
Sarah Palin is the governor of Alaska. Sarah Palin was a successful business woman. She was the Mayor of Wasilla. She ran for Vice President. She’s married and has 5 children. David Letterman is a washed-up, shaky gnome who has a bastard child and is married to something that looks like it was stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Let the baby have his bottle.
June 14th, 2009 at 4:55 am
Letterman is simply an asshole. And, to be honest, you know how easily the left is distracted. You bring this up and they’re completely unable to discuss anything else for a good ten days or so.
June 14th, 2009 at 5:20 am
Well said, Mr. Mayor…and my sentiments exactly. Man, is that skag really his wife? Well, she does have dimples…
June 14th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Wise comments,Mayor!
“look at the picture I posted. That’s Letterman’s wife.”
Are you sure, I thought it was the little English guy from that travel/adventure show that I like so much but can’t remember the name of?
Letterman, with all his big bucks, probably has a 19 year-old mistress in a suite across town, that he does his boffing with. It’s only right, his wife probably can’t stand his Alfred E. Neuman face any more than the rest of us.
Oh, one more thing, is it proper and conservative to lust after a Governor, of a State!?
I mean, who EVER lusted after Lester Maddox, or George Wallace, or even Lurleen Wallace, or Lyndon Johnson, or any of those other great Governors?
But seriously, are showbiz people so scared of Sarah Palin in 2012 that they have to keep insulting her and her family way after the last election’s over?
And the insults to her family are so low class. The Mafia always had a rule,”don’t involve the family” of an antagonist.
Democrats today have less integrity than the Mafia, I guess.
June 14th, 2009 at 8:36 am
The Mafia would cut off a guy’s balls and stuff them in his mouth before he died if he did what the Dems are doing. They can be brave because that particular threat isn’t hanging over them…of course, I don’t see any of them going to Alaska to explain to Todd Palin, either. Anyone who has skinned a caribou can certainly handle a knife.
June 14th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Todd Palin VS David Letterman, and the loser hits the high notes!
I like it!
June 14th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Governor Palin must be an incredible threat to the liberals, why else would they expend so much effort in trying to discredit her? As if they really could. Only a simpleton would count out Governor Palin because Katie Couric and David Letterman told them to.
David Letterman is gay?
June 14th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Only eating his boogers would have been more gauche than his tacky joke.
June 14th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
NYUK …Too funny.
So funny in fact that I propose getting the Mayor to take over Letterman’s gig.
Nothing would be funnier than that!
Especially as the CBS network goes down the flush hole with
The Mayor providing live insider commentary.
Why doesn’t Mitchieville have a TV network?
Why is there no porn of Katie K???
Why is there no video of Letterman blowing donkeys?
June 16th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Dave may have achieved a celebrity first; his wife is less attractive than his most prominent stalker: http://www.tvacres.com/fans_david.htm
Assuming of course they are not the same person.