Wedding Week

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I think it’s safe to say that nearly every woman alive dreams about her wedding day. What she will wear, what her Prince Charming will look like, every detail down to the invitations will have gone through the future brides mind. And of course, the words “I Do”. For this lovely bride, the words I Do started at an early age when she was first asked, “would you like extra chocolate syrup on your sundae?”

A few million I Do’s later, and there she is, looking radiant. And full.

7 Responses to “Wedding Week”

  1. River Rat Says:

    Mr Mayor how do you do it? Where do you find this shit, I am simple amazed at your searching talents, You are a true Google God. That’s some funny shit there.

    Your devoted serf.

  2. Reg Says:

    About 10 years ago the bff of my then wife got married to a Bothwell boy. The day before the wedding we had to head into London to get his Tux. On the way back he said that he needed to get some work in to make some money before the wedding tomorrow. I didn’t know him at all and asked matter-of-fact what it was he did for a living. He replied “I pick beer cans and bottles off the side of the raod”. I was just about to laugh at his zippy comeback when he continued to tell me rather proudly how he had affixed baskets to his bike for all the bottles and cans “I pickedededed and return for money” (he had a slight stutter). I asked him how much money he needed for the wedding and that’s when he told me he didn’t really need money for the wedding but for a “2-4 to get me through tonight”. And then came the line “I didn’t want to say it was for beer tonight bebebecause I didn’t want you to think less of me”. I then got to here how WSIB and “The Pogey Police” screwed him out of HIS money because he was caught working under the table. Bothwell, Ontario, gotta love it.

  3. Godless Commie Says:

    Rat: He doesn’t find this stuff on the net at all.

    Nope.

    He pays people to pose for these pics.

    And where he finds THEM, you REALLY don’t want to know ….

  4. nancy Says:

    Perfect team…he can’t eat no fat, and she won’t eat no lean.

  5. Carin Says:

    Ok, this picture is old. If I’ve seen it …

    I’m disappointed in you mayor. You’re going to have to do better.

  6. Go_Fish Says:

    If white symbolizes virginity, red must symbolize “devours spouse after mating”.

  7. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    “foF: friends of Fenris”

    Cheers

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