Wedding Week
I’m guessing this bride isn’t having a traditional Catholic wedding.
True story — the second time I got married, the Minister said something to the affect of, “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”, I was so out of it (not wasted, but hungover), I said, “Do I take this woman to be my lawfully wedded wife?”
The Minister just stared at me with that deer in the headlights look. And then I said, “Oh ya, yes I do. Uh huh.”
I said it was a true story, not an interesting or gripping one. Hey, not every day can be a chuckle-o-thon around here. Dmorris can attest to that.
June 24th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Mr. Mayor, this is WAY better than the junk I submitted. Thank you, thank you, thanks so very much.
Please disregard any further submissions from me.
PLEASE!
June 24th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Hm. Am I getting a reputation around here, as “critical”,Mayor?
Listen, with posts like this, you have redeemed any days where the humour wasn’t dripping from the walls.
Well done,Mayor, and tell Andy to keep posting, his stuff’s pretty good, and he owns guns, which is rare on the blogosphere.
Now, I just have to envision that “big and small” couple from an earlier post, and imagine HER in that outfit above!
I’ll never sleep again.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Critical? You? Nawwwwwwwwww.
You’re the guy that keeps this place in line.
Andy — the pic you sent me was great, it’s just that this one came up at the last second…so to speak.