Happy Dominion Day
Happy Dominion Day to all.
As part of my celebration this Dominion Day, I’m going to download the forms from the provincial government and apply for welfare. A little later I’m going to a drop-in clinic to get some *free* medical advice, and for dinner I’m going to my favourite soup kitchen for a bowl of bean & bacon and a grilled cheese sandwich. I have a pretty big day ahead of me, I’m tired just thinking about it. Maybe I’ll just go back to bed for a few hours.
July 1st, 2009 at 6:41 am
Why does a supermarket rate a “day”?
Do we celebrate “Safeway day”, “Loblaw’s Day”, “Wal-Mart Day”?
No.
So, let’s forget about celebrating an outfit that had an obscene suggestion in it’s advertising jingle(“it’s mainly because of the meat”) and celebrate instead, the birth of this mighty Nation, “Multicultura”, a land which extends from “sea to shining sea”, with a blip called Quebec, interrupting the contiguity.
Happy Canada Day, (formerly “mainly because of the meat” Day), and if anyone posts that goddamned “rant”, “I am Canadian”, a beer commercial seen as iconic in some twisted minds, I shall puke at the base of my flagpole displaying the Red Ensign.
July 1st, 2009 at 7:22 am
Happy Canada Day to all my friends above the border!
Live long and prosper.
July 1st, 2009 at 9:05 am
Happy Canada Day
..love sharing the continent with you.
Thanks for being friends and good neighbors.
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:29 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWDXE9Pbjic
Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Royal_Newfoundland_Regiment
Happy Dominion Day
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:42 am
You’ll get no dominion over me, dominionists.
The Federation will have something to say about this, you shape shifting bastages.
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:26 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpumYq8YRY4&feature=related
Actually, I found this answer to “I am Canadian” fairly amusing.