Julianne Moore — There’s White And Then There’s White
Considering Julianne Moore is 48 years of age, and considering she was just pulled out of an icy lake, she doesn’t look half bad. Mind you, she doesn’t look half good. The half that doesn’t look good is staring me right in the mug, so I’m trusting the other half must be better.
You would think that by now, Moore would have realized two things in life: 1) black bikinis on an albino is never flattering, and 2) if you have a complexion like flour, you’ll need to put on sunscreen 4000 lest you burst into flames.
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Okay, that is, quite frankly, TERRIFYING. Is she Canadian or something?
That color, TRANSLUCENT, is not supposed to exist in nature.
July 4th, 2009 at 5:23 am
Her bio says that she was born on December 3, 1960 in Fayetteville, North Carolina. I have been searching news archives for any tobacco, or hog farmers that might have reported UFO’s in the area…no luck.
Are you sure it’s not a marble statue of Julianne Moore? Or maybe a mannequin?
July 4th, 2009 at 8:39 am
That’s LOVELY. Nothing wrong with it AT ALL. Julianne, Anne Hathaway, Lindsay Lohan, Julia Stiles… I love the pale chicks. Line ‘em up!
July 4th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I am going to rush over to Julianne’s house and apply some Tropic Tan to her lissome body.
July 4th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Hey, don’t knock my pale and proud sister! Theres a reason she looks so good for her age. Do I have to revisist “orange faced geek week to remind you”?
July 5th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Evil ginger.
July 6th, 2009 at 10:22 am
I’ve seen vampires with better tans than that. I’d still hit it.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:46 am
Look it’s very simple. She’s a ginger, and therefore has been covered with sunscreen her whole life. Now at 49 she’s reaping the benefits, because her skin is still damn near perfect. Of course, she’s white. That’s part and parcel of being a ginger. But have you seen the reverse? Ever seen a farmer that’s been in the sun her entire life, they look old @ 40, covered in wrinkles.
And who’s to say pale white isn’t sexy. She looks a bit like my girlfriend, and the contrast between pale white and pink bits is a major turn on.