Joe Jackson Helps


Don’t throw away your used dryer sheets! Instead, put them in your shoes and boots. Say goodbye to smelly shoes, and hello to fresh smelling feet!

Not only will this keep your footwear smelling great, but it will save you a few dollars not having to buy Odor Eaters or other foot hygiene products.

**Hey, are you looking for live entertainment for your next bar mitzva, corn roast, or bonspiel? I still have four perfectly not dead kids that would love to play at your function. Give Joe (that’s me) a call and I’ll hook you up!

8 Responses to “Joe Jackson Helps”

  1. Andy Says:

    Mr. Mayor, if I’m lying, I’m dyin! My wife’s uncle is a rancher in Oklahoma. Over the last several years there has been an infestation of “buffalo gnats” in Oklahoma, and Arkansas.

    Do not be fooled by the “gnat” deal. They are huge insects that inflict enormous knots on Okies’ heads, arms, and other junk that I won’t mention.

    Uncle Roy has found that if he puts a “Bounce” fabric softener sheet on his bald head under his cap that the “buffalo gnats” find some more stupid Okie to feed on.

    It’s the truth!

    “Bounce” dryer sheets are good for a bunch of junk. I mean, I don’t work for the company or anything, so this is not like spam junk or nothing…

  2. The Mayor Says:

    And you’re not affiliated with Joe Jackson?

    Bounce sheets are multi-functional/multi-purposed. I’m guessing there will be four more comments espousing the virtues of Bounce sheets.

    Even if I have to make the four comments up.

  3. dmorris Says:

    Well,”Bounce” fabric softener sheets improved my love life immensely. The wife says I smelled like an old man, but after tumbling me in the dryer with “Bounce” I smell SEXY!

  4. dmorris Says:

    Only three more to go.;-)

  5. KMorris Says:

    Also, when included in a body bag it keeps corpses smelling springtime fresh. Also makes them disconcertingly fluffy and soft. Weird.

  6. The Mayor Says:

    I heard that Michael smells the same now as he did the day he died.

    Thanks, Bounce Sheets!

  7. Andy Says:

    Michael Jackson, or Michael Moore? I heard that Michael Moore sticks a dryer sheet in each cup of his bra to prevent chafing. Okay…lame, I know.

  8. dmorris Says:

    Andy, Google will pay big money for a photo of Michael Moore’s Man moobs in Bounce.

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