Madonna Gets More Disgusting Every Day

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I suppose the bright side of having arms like that is the doctor will always be able to find a vein. It’s as if she’s sewn unboiled spaghetti into her skin.

The Mayor has to be perfectly honest with you folks, Madge scares the living crap out of me. At this point in her life, she should be wearing a hockey mask, hanging out at cottages, and butchering teenagers. Instead, she’s wearing the face God gave her (thanks for nothing, oh Lord & Saviour), hanging out on my computer monitor, and butchering my eyes.

7 Responses to “Madonna Gets More Disgusting Every Day”

  1. RiverRat Says:

    What’s with the discoloration in the elbow joint? I’m just sayin?

  2. Megaera Says:

    Dunno — but there’s sure no reason to use the AC there — everything else she has looks like a firehose and you could hit all of them by throwing a needle from across a crowded room. Damn. She’s got arms like the chart in my medic class.

  3. David Says:

    Oh, her appearance isn’t nearly as disgusting as her “inner ugly” now is it? Perhaps some insightful agent can get her a real-life role as Baba Yaga:

    “In Russian folklore there are many stories of Baba Yaga, the fearsome witch with iron teeth.

    She is also known as Baba Yaga Boney Legs, because, in spite of a ferocious appetite, she is as thin as a skeleton. In Russian that’s: ‘Baba Yaga Kostianaya Noga’”

    http://www.oldrussia.net/baba.html

    Hmmm, maybe Madonna _IS_ Baba Yaga in masquerade…

  4. Megaera Says:

    She the one who lived in a hut that moved around on hen’s legs? A dim childhood story memory … (Baba Yaga, that is, not Madge)

  5. The Mayor Says:

    I was going to say, it really could be Baba…

  6. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    maybe she is going after the goth/vampire market

  7. Steamboat McGoo Says:

    It’s her inner ugly – as someone said earlier – oozing out of her torso and into her extremities.

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