What The Hell Am I? Sports Edition
A female runner who won gold in the 800m World Athletics Championship has been forced to take a gender test after accusations that she is actually a he:
South African Caster Semenya, 18, had to take a gender test after doubts were raised about her sex.
But despite the furore, she easily took gold in the final in Berlin.
The teenage sensation has sparked controversy over her strikingly muscular physique.
Today officials at the world athletics body, the IAAF, revealed that it ordered her to take a gender test three weeks ago.
IAAF spokesman Nick Davies confirmed the tests were taking place, though he said the results would not be confirmed for several weeks.
Until the results are confirmed, there was nothing to prevent Semenya from competing in tonight’s final, he said.
He added: ‘At this moment in time we do not have any evidence to stop her running.’
How can a gender test possibly take several weeks? I could do it in 4 seconds. “Pull down your pants — if there is a penis then you’re a guy, if there is a vagina you are a woman. If there’s neither, you are a liberal.” Ta da, look at me, I’m a doctor.
Of course this chick is a dude, it’s as obvious as the weiner that’s tucked into your pussy. His name is Caster Semenya. Don’t you get it? Caster — the short form of *castration*, and Semenya, meaning, *semen* (that’s obvious) and *ya*. Semen? Ya.
To recap: The castration part refers to the twig and two berries Castor had lopped off when he decided to become a dame. Semenya simply means that at one time ya, he had semen. Now however, he is a semen importer and not an exporter. That’s just the way he rides.
Plus, bitch has an Adam’s apple.
August 19th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
What is up with the nasty EAR, though? That is the worst Ear Trainwreck evah.
August 19th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Juwanna Mann 2: Need More Duct Tape.
August 19th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
That person is or was at one time a man. Period. No question. Don’t make me get out of this chair!!!
August 20th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Is there some subliminal clue in it’s name, “Semenya”? Just asking…
August 20th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Oh, I didn’t read the post before commenting. My bad…
August 20th, 2009 at 10:58 am
why are there 2 mustache girls for thursday? I can’t wait until tomorrow!
what luck to have this fall on your lap during mustache week…
August 20th, 2009 at 11:25 am
It’s a guy not just the adams apple but also square wrists womens are round. I had someone point that out to me in 1984 when I was in a sleazy bar in London Ontario.
They saved my life. I could have been like Canadian Cynic,