Chicks With Mustaches Week


I figure I would end Chicks With Mustaches Week by inserting a little royalty into my final post. This is Helga, Queen of Crapstickistan. Aint she beautiful?

At this point there are probably some of you that are wondering if Helga’s drapes match her carpet. To this I reply, “please don’t come back to Mitchieville ever again”. Although they are low, we still have standards around here.

And so this concludes Chicks With Mustaches Week. Secretly you all loved it. Don’t lie to me, I can always tell when you’re lying. I also know when you’re sleeping and when you’re awake. If you’d like me to stop looking through your windows, pull down the shades.

If you found this post lacking in humour, then I am indeed dmorris.

5 Responses to “Chicks With Mustaches Week”

  1. dmorris Says:

    I also know when you’re
    sleeping and when you’re awake.
    I know if you’ve been bad or good
    So be good for goodness sake!

    There, finished that fer ya!

    As your future Mayor, I can promise a laugh in every barrel, a chuckle instead of an upchuck, a hearty haw-haw instead of a groan of pain!

    And NO Eeeeee-ewwww factor.

    If THIS wasn’t all that funny, I MUST be the Mayor!

  2. marc in calgary Says:

    all the excitement of mustache week, really got me to thinkin’ …
    and after only a few quick google searches, I coughed up this >
    (don’t let the page address warn you off, much.)

    er, was this a contest?

  3. classicaliberal Says:


  4. Andy Says:

    I actually lived for several years in Crapstickistan. I was working with their Ministry of Energy on a project to turn goat’s milk into fuel.

    So I thought I would pass along my special knowledge of this. Helga is loved and respected by her subjects, but out of her presence she is normally referred to as “Queen Two Bagger.”

  5. TH III Says:

    Mayor, It really has been on long two weeks of this stuff, we were all wondering what could ever top the back tits and now this!

    Can you slide this in the suggestion box…. Girls with great tits week.. and just so our local elected officials do not screw it up, the tits need to be on the front.


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