Chicks With Mustaches Week
I figure I would end Chicks With Mustaches Week by inserting a little royalty into my final post. This is Helga, Queen of Crapstickistan. Aint she beautiful?
At this point there are probably some of you that are wondering if Helga’s drapes match her carpet. To this I reply, “please don’t come back to Mitchieville ever again”. Although they are low, we still have standards around here.
And so this concludes Chicks With Mustaches Week. Secretly you all loved it. Don’t lie to me, I can always tell when you’re lying. I also know when you’re sleeping and when you’re awake. If you’d like me to stop looking through your windows, pull down the shades.
If you found this post lacking in humour, then I am indeed dmorris.