Who Are The World’s Best Lovers?
If you said bald Adonises named The Mayor from a little place I like to call Mitchieville, then you sir/madam are correct. But since this article is about actual countries and not specific love making machines, you’ll have to read onwards to find out the real answer:
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded “too quick to finish” and came third.
Technically, if the Swedes are “too quick to finish”, wouldn’t that make them *come in first*?
Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.
The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.
Men from Holland were “too rough” between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being “too dominating” in the bedroom.
Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.
Other countries who didn’t fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).
Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.
I have no idea if German guys stink. I have no idea if British men are lazy in bed. I certainly have no idea if Swedes finish too fast. But I do know that any woman who has enough sexual information on a multitude of men from a multitude of different countries, and then goes onto an obscure website to fill out a survey based on her sexual proclivities by actually being able to rate these guys, well, she must be a little bit of special herself.
On the flip side, Canada placed tenth when it came to world’s best lovers. And if it wasn’t for the guys that reside in BC, Alberta and Saskatchewan, we would have come in second.