I Wanna Hold Your Hand

I don’t understand why Barack would be holding hands with another woman, considering Michelle is a such a happy, warm and beautiful piece of flesh? Plus, she’s all style. A real fashionista. Yup sexy and fashionable. And skinny. Did I already mention stylish?




September 30th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Jeepers Mr. Mayor! Okay, okay, so Barry is holding a white gal’s hand…FINE! But why in the name of all things holy did you have to drop all of those links in the text?
I think I’m ready for Really Gay Queer Week now.
September 30th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Gotta be a Photoshop, dude, Barry is HOMO.
September 30th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Someone is lusting after the drippy liberal white vote. Real black activists despise miscegenation as much as the Klan.