When They Were Young

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If I was to tell you that in later years of his life this swarthy looking half-hippie would become the leading man in numerous Hollyweird feature films, I’m sure some of you would spit in my face in disgust, unbelieving that I told you such an atrocious lie. To that I would say, “Excellent overreaction, have you ever considered a career in politics?”

Well, this swarthy looking half-hippie really did go on to become a leading man in quite a few Hollyweird films, most of which The Mayor hated. And I didn’t just hate them because they had this guy in them, I hated them because the movies royally sucked. Don’t get me wrong, buddy guy is pretty much a useless sack of crap, but I’m separating him from the movies he was in and making a judgment of the movies he starred in. And they sucked. Royally.

Last year the United Nations named this guy a Messenger of Peace. Ya. A *Messenger of Peace*. The UN awarded him that faggy title based on his “social and liberal political activism.” I think right about now you’re cluing in as to why I earlier referred to this guy as a “useless sack of crap”. Here’s the mathematical formula I used to come to the conclusion about what type of person this guy is:

Social & liberal political activism + UN award = Useless sack of crap

Any idea who9 this useless sack of crap is?

6 Responses to “When They Were Young”

  1. Rob Huck Says:

    Looks like Looney Clooney.

  2. classicaliberal Says:

    That’s George Clooney

  3. cudgel Says:

    That’s Julia Roberts, the guy who was in the movie Pretty Woman.

  4. dmorris Says:

    I have to go along with “cudgel”,looks like Julia.

  5. The Mayor Says:

    Yup, it’s Julia Roberts. Cudgel * Dmorris nailed it.

    Sorry RH & CL, better luck next time.

  6. Mitchieville » Blog Archive » When They Were Young Says:

    [...] last time we played is, wonder no more. Rob Huck and The Classical Liberal  correctly identified the useless sack o’ crap, and now Rob can CL can choose any prize from the top shelf that they like. Except for the [...]

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