People That Make Out With Animals
For those of you that go to Andy’s blog, you are probably familiar with this picture of Andy and his dog Sadie. When I started the theme for this week, I had no intention of actually showing pictures of people in compromising positions with their animal(s), after all, Homey don’t play dat, and besides, I’m not a freak. My intention was to show heartwarming pictures like this one. See what Andy is doing in the picture? Ya, he’s showing his dog love through a gentle kiss to the side of her head. Andy’s tongue is nowhere near the dogs mouth. And although I can’t be 100% certain, Andy’s right hand is probably on the ground, or perhaps on the dogs back. It’s not on her ass if that’s what you’re thinking. Yup, I’m pretty sure his hand is not on that dogs ass. At least 75% certain. And if you went to school, 75% would be a B. And folks, that’s aint half bad.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:18 am
Andy demonstrates the decent, hygienic way to show your dog some affection! His hand is undoubtedly on the back of the dog’s head.
Of course,we expected nothing less.
I have a somewhat sordid confession to make; when I was a kid, I used to let my dog share my ice-cream cone on occasion. He loved the stuff!
I never thought about dog germs.
Now, how about a picture of Fenris and his dog,Fang?
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:23 am
Fang is incapable of showing any type of affection. Fang once brushed up against a Girl-Scouts leg, but he was only doing it to mark his territory. I might have a picture of that, i’ll email it to you.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Andy is a saint. There aren’t many men would go out of their way to give a dog mouth to mouth resuscitation like that.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I remain unconvinced that Sadie is female. Just saying.
October 22nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I’m blushing, Mr. Mayor…I really am! I actually didn’t post the photo of the big frenchy between me and Sadie. But if you’d like, I can e-mail it to you.
I see that Paul Mitchell thought he could pick on me because I was out of town for three days. But he WAS “man enough” to link to this post, so I’d be able to respond.
I might like odd interaction with canines…but never with males. I might be into beastiality, but I ain’t no queer! Period!
Sadie is most definitely a bitch. But when we found out how stupid she was, we had her spayed immediately! Now, I’m sure Paul will assign sinister motives to that…if ya’ know what I mean.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Paul is just bitter because Sadie stopped giving out. He’s now stuck with Jergins and a Gatorade Bottle.