Help Wanted


The Mayor gets a nasty feeling that if you decide to take on this mission, you might not be coming back. On the bright side, if my instincts are correct, at least your corpse will go to the greater good by feeding buddys family for a week.

3 Responses to “Help Wanted”

  1. dmorris Says:

    Jeez, I’d like a bit more detail,like,are we going back to the Wild West, and should I practice my quick draw?

    Or, are we going all the way back, 6000 years,when dinosaurs and Fred Flintstone ruled the Earth? In that case,I think I’d want heavier calibre weapons, maybe a .416 Rigby, and one of those .50 cal Desert Eagles for backup.

    Oh, and what about immunization,should I get a smallpox booster,malaria, etc. Should I take some penicillin in case I contact something contagious?

    Yep, before I answer this add, there are a few details we have to find out.

    If we go back to the 1800’s,Mayor, is there anybody whose autograph you’d like, Abe Lincoln, Napolean, Sitting Bull? Just let me know.

  2. marc in calgary Says:

    Do you get to choose what time you go back to?

    Is anyone going to wish to go back just 12 years to the time before your Mrs. gained those 57 lbs?
    Or is it all about showing up at King Arthur’s court with a compound bow instead of just a single draw type like you built when we were kids?

  3. The Mayor Says:

    Great questions. I’d like to know what period we would be going back to so I could dress appropriately. Can’t show up in King Aurturs court wearing a pair of jeans and a Abercrombie and Fitch shirt.

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