Lindsay Lohan – Old Before Her Time


There must be more to it than that. I’m not disputing that drugs will age you before your time, but what I’m saying is that drugs must have been used in combination with something else in order to turn a beautiful young lady into something that screams at pigeons in parks in a matter of only a few years. I’m thinking it was drugs + booze + licking busted rods of radioactive isotopes. It’s all a theory, but I’m sure one day when the truth comes out about Lindsay Lohan’s aging, you will think back to this exact moment – the moment you read this post on a cool Saturday in October, dressed only in your underwear and a wool cap – and you will say, “The Mayor was right yet again, he sure did have a canny instinct.”

And you will be exactly right – I do in fact have a canny instinct.

3 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan – Old Before Her Time”

  1. dmorris Says:

    Yep, you DO have a canny instinct. Looks like the formerly lovely miss Lohan has indulged in too much cocaine and booze, and is now Hallowe’en scary.


  2. Nurse Kate Says:

    Sigh. I have been saying this for a while. That, and trying to go blonde and tanned with that complexion is a sure way to end up looking like an old leather bag.
    Very, very sad.

  3. paul mitchell Says:

    The only thing that scares me about this post is that you know what I am wearing.

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