For Halloween, these kids don’t deserve candy, they deserve new parents. Little Patches the Clown looks like someone pissed in his Alpha bits, I don’t even know what that sorry lump is in the middle, and that thing on the left somewhat resembles a Star Wars character. Possibly Darth Loser. Trust me, if this motley crew come banging on your door this year, pull down the blinds and shut off the lights. And let the rottweilers out.