Ballerina’s Are So Graceful
It’s nice to see that the ballet has finally started to visually reflect the changing society in which we live. Gone are the days when ballerina’s were petite, dainty, delicate little flowers, they have now been replaced by brawny, rotund, butterballish clod hoofers. And not a second too soon, if you ask The Mayor.
I can’t wait to see the new line-up of ballets at the Mitchieville Performing Arts Center and Agricultural Building this year. Ballets such as Romeo & Juliet Kill The Buffet, Midsummer’s Night Dream of Extra Cheese and a Large Coke, Caramelized Swan I Ate At The Lake, and my favourite of all ballets: The Nutcracker – Cuz She Sat On My Lap.
The new reality is here, and I’m lapping it all up. Mmmmmmm, yummy.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Once again mayor, I’m surprised at your support of eating disorders. Seriously, this girl is not heavy.
November 16th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
She aint heavy, she’s my sister.
I encourage everyone to eat healthy. 2000 calories a day if possible. 8 servings of fruit and veggies, and plenty of iron and other junk. The ballerina just didn’t listen. She loves pork rinds. She’s obsessive compulsive. I feel for her.
Don’t worry though, I sent her to Fenris for a little re-education. She’ll be back in tip-top shape in no time.