My, How Black Your Burqa Is, Barbie


I’ve struggled to find out whether it’s a joke, but it appears to be genuine. Barbie is getting a burqa. Wearing the “traditional Islamic dress” [which it isn't] writes the Daily Mail, the blonde doll is going undercover for a charity auction for “Save The Children”.

The exhibition is being backed by the makers of Barbie, Mattel, and the work has been done by Italian designer Eliana Lorena.

The company director of Laird Assessors from The Wirral, Cheshire, said: ‘Bring it on Burkha Barbie, I think this is a great idea.

‘I think this is really important for girls, wherever they are from they should have the opportunity to play with a Barbie that they feel represents them.

Yes indeed. Burqa Barbie can now share in mutual repression and misogyny with their owners. Clearly absent from the collection is Burqa Barbie’s boyfriend, Ken, who was stoned to death for adultery. But Barbie’s husband, Abdullah, has forbidden her from leaving the house without being accompanied by at least two male relatives.

h/t SDA


7 Responses to “My, How Black Your Burqa Is, Barbie”

  1. Andy Says:

    Yes, it is true Mr. Mayor. As you well know, I have been enslaved to “Hasbro” for most of my working career. Bastards…

    And, I had special knowledge that Mattel (equally chink exploiting bastards) have had this in the works for a long time. Bastards…

    It is all a part of a grand plan to raise money for starving children (sure), and to finally introduce Islamic boys to the fun of undressing their sister’s Barbie, and rubbing on her boobies while Mom is not looking. I understand that young boys in Western culture have done that in the past, and the bastards at Mattel seem to believe that juvenile lust cuts across all boundaries (cultural, religious, etc.).

    So, while we sit on our thumbs at Hasbro making negro & wetback baby dolls, Transformers, and “Monopoly,” the bastards at Mattel are tapping into a multi-billion dollar market.

    But do they listen to me in Pawtucket? Hell no! So, I say, “Fine!” Let Mattel capture all the horny, oil-rich, Islamic male market. What do I care? Bastards…

  2. Andy Says:

    Ooops! Sorry Raphael, I didn’t read the by-line…thought His Honor had posted it. That comment should have been for you.

  3. Raphael Says:

    No problem Andy. I’m new around here :)

  4. tfhr w/ from mono impalito Says:

    Just in time for the infidel holiday…

    Additional Barbies will be added to the storied doll line thanks to the inspiration provided by the Burkha clad entry:

    Chattel Barbie – popular throughout Third World hell holes where women and girls are useful only for breeding, manual labor and arranged marriages.

    Human Trafficking Barbie – an upgrade to the Chattel Barbie with accessories popular in the international market (passport not included)

    Suicide Bomber Barbie – (Sold only with Khaled) Formerly known as Raped & Shamed Barbie, Suicide Barbie makes a bold political statement about recycling and equal opportunity.

    Sweatshop Barbie – Chattel Barbie meets Human Trafficking Barbie and gets to make clothes for the entire line. Straw mat and rice bowl included.

    More to come as the set is expected to total six dozen collectively titled “The 72 Barbie Virgins”.

    Alright, the sarcasm has finally left me but now where can I go to find the fuck-wit that came up with this idea so that I can jam that doll up her ass?

    *****posted this yesterday at Infinite Monkeys using the monkey nom de plume, mono impalito.******

  5. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    This is great. I love multi-culturalism, what open borders Viking could not?

    More cultures to sample!

    Aaaargh! Bring back the days of the emigration to Lindisfarne!

  6. The Mayor Says:

    I wish you hadn’t given credit for that, tfhr, now I can’t steal it and say it’s my own.

    At least not on Mitchieville….hmmmmm….

  7. tfhr Says:

    Spread the word!

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