Santa Week

I couldn’t care less whether this is PhotoShopped or not, just the thought of Santa flashing his balls of holly at a bunch of passerbys is enough to make The Mayor giggle.
It’s two more sleeps until Christmas, and if you haven’t bought your girlie a present yet, there’s still one more day to get your sorry butt to the 7/11 to grab a few cans of motor oil for her. And don’t cheap out this year, go for the Penzoil or the Castrol, forget the generic brands, after all, you do love her, don’t you?




December 23rd, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I think we should take it for granted the family jewels were covered by a sprig of mistletoe.
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
That doesn’t mean he wants us to kiss whatever is under the mistletoe, does it?
Of course not, why the devil would I ever entertain that thought, it’s Santa we’re talking about here.
December 23rd, 2009 at 11:19 pm
I was going to wish everyone a Merry Christmas ….. now I’m just going back home for a drink.
December 24th, 2009 at 3:49 am
Those are some ugly, ugly ornaments.
December 24th, 2009 at 8:17 am
I hadn’t thought of Castrol. Thanks Mayor!
December 24th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Get the synthetic stuff,Andy,it’s way better for the motor.