It’s A Gold Medal Day For Mitchieville
I know this will come as a surprise to some of you, but it’s not every day that Mitchieville is bestowed medals or awards for the significant work we do here. I know that every one of you are shaking your head saying that cannot possibly be true, that The Mayor must have a closet full of citations, medals, awards and trophies considering the incredible posts that are churned out here on a daily basis.
Surprisingly, I do not.
But today I was informed that Mitchieville has risen to the #1 spot in a category so special, so unique, so exclusive, that even the biggest and most popular websites vie for it, but only a few select few will ever reach this pinnacle. Well, Mitchieville HAS reached this pinnacle, and we couldn’t be happier.
I would like to thank all the contributors to Mitchieville who made this dubious honour possible. I would like to thank all of our readers who have stood by us throughout the many years we have been up and running. I would like to thank our Lord and saviour for shining his loving light upon us. But mostly, I would like to thank me.
Man, I am SO nervous right now that my hands are shaking.
We.Are.The.Champions.Of.The.World.
Gold medal sticker courtesy of Zazzle
January 2nd, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I clicked the link, and changed my google search to “images”, thank you for the entertainment. That Mr. Bush sure does get around. I read the link to Herr Fenris’s diatribe / survey regarding cat meat as a food group / marketing board.
What else is required of me?
I give cat meat when properly prepared and presented, a B+ I find the idea of cat meat as “halal” or “not halal” quite amusing.
I think cat meat, prepared properly and in its own juices, (not buttered) may be just the thing in Michelle Obama’s culinary arsenal to combat her obvious middle aged spread. Not that I’m looking, I’m just sayin’
January 2nd, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I think that should be a “solid B+.”
Mayor, you deserve drawers full of medals. I, too, am quite surprised that you have not been recognized for the talents you possess. I hope it’s not “the man” trying to keep you down.
January 2nd, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I’m so damned proud!
I just stood singing the Mitchieville National Anthem,tears streaming down my rugged face! The kids said I’m “affected”.
And, if cats aren’t for eating, what the hell are they for?
January 2nd, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Mr. Mayor, I’d say that’s pretty good. And dmorris is probably right…oh hell, he’s absolutely right! I mean, about what a cat might possibly be good for.
I know how special it is to be recognized by The Gooble. Never “The One” to toot my own piano, or saxophone, or whatever you toot…but…I knows me a place where you can eat plenty of feline, should you be of a mind to.
Check out numero uno…
http://www.google.com/search?q=don%27t+trust+china&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
And, as to the hands shaking deal…try a bottle of ripple…it’ll calm ya’ right down. Congrats, Mr. Mayor!
January 2nd, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Yes, mare, the Mayor does deserve drawers full of medals.
Sadly, he keeps filling his drawers with other stuff (IYKWIMAITTYD).
January 2nd, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Careful, now. When you reach EACH of the top three (or four, depending on how you read them) results for Nancy Pelosi Boob Photos, then you should brag: http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rlz=1R2ADBF_en-GB&q=nancy+pelosi+boob+photos&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
January 3rd, 2010 at 8:39 am
Well done, Snarky! My hat’s off to ya’!
January 3rd, 2010 at 10:19 am
Congrats! I assure you Cat Meat is very tough, inedible in fact – ask Warren Kinsella.
June 1st, 2010 at 10:09 am
I would appreciate a link back to my gold medal sticker design if you are going to use it to illustrate your post.
Thanks.
June 1st, 2010 at 11:37 am
Shame on ya’, Mayor!