Guilty As Charged
Researchers at Queen’s University in Kingston, Canada, claim that woman may have lower sex drives than men due to guilt. Yes, I said due to guilt:
While most men feel physically and mentally aroused at the same time, women’s minds are less likely to reflect bodily arousal, researchers found.
Researchers found that some women did not realise they were aroused, even though their physical reactions clearly betrayed that they were.
Feelings of guilt and shame around sex could explain this, the research team believes.
“Some women show (physical) responses without reporting any experience of sexual arousal,” according to the findings.
Maybe women have a lower sex drive than men due to guilt, or maybe women have a lower sex drive than men because men are hornier. Case closed. Send me a cheque.
Let’s face it, most men would bone a warm donut if given half a chance. Most women believe there is a time and place for sexy time, if a guy knew he could get away with it, he’d sex-up a woman in the greeting card section of the Shopper’s Drug Mart. The penis has no guilt. The penis is the benevolent dicktator (spelt wrong, I know), and the rest of the body is the cottar. When the dictator stands upright, every other part of our anatomy salutes (that made little sense, I’m starting to lose my train of thought).
The point is, it’s a good thing women have lower sex drives than men. This keeps things balanced. If women had charged-up sex drives like we do, nothing would ever get accomplished. Who would have time to buy groceries? Who would make me a sandwich?
Besides, guilt isn’t such a bad thing. As a matter of fact, if it wasn’t for my knack of guilting women into bed, I’d probably still be a virgin to this day.
January 8th, 2010 at 12:16 am
“Let’s face it, most men would bone a warm donut if given half a chance”
Not any more,they wouldn’t! Have you seen how small the hole in the new Tim Horton’s donuts are there days? My goddamned chihuahua couldn’t mount one of those things!
Women SHOULD feel guilt, over all the times they said “NO” just to exercise their power over us.
January 8th, 2010 at 12:59 am
I have to admit that after a long day of changing diapers, when my husband presents me with his penis I usually just wash it out of habit. Luckily we don’t keep any adult diapers in the house.
January 8th, 2010 at 8:03 am
Sheesh, I thought it was testosterone. If you want a chick with a stronger sex drive pick one with a ’stache: http://www.womenwithmustaches.com/
January 8th, 2010 at 9:37 am
I always heard that the difference between dating and marriage is that you go from the diktater to the diktoter
January 8th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
“Who would have time to buy groceries? Who would make me a sandwich?”
LOL. Viva la difference.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:15 am
What is that dripping all over her head and face? OMG, is that supposed to be ice? Well, if that isn’t one big disappointment!