Who Dat?
There were so many people that correctly identified Sean Connery as the mystery person du jeur last week, that if I was to list all the correct identifiers, I would be typing out names for the next six hours. You have to admit, that is a lot of names. I know I’m a slow typer, but still, that’s a hell of a lot of names.
This week’s mystery a-hole (and I’m not even sure if he’s an a-hole, but I really like slandering people), is wearing a watch and smoking a smoke. Those are the only two hints you’re going to get this week, but I’m sure 93.4% of youz guys have already figured it out (Youz guys – haha, that’s priceless).
I know there are probably more than a few of youz (again, priceless) that think The Mayor’s hints are less than hints. And while I respect your opinion, I firmly believe my hints are pretty great hints. Sure, my hints don’t give the character away because they are unrelated to him in any shape or form. And sure, in context they make little to no sense whatsoever, but, hey – did you watch the Super Bowl last night? The Aints really kicked the Dolts in the balls, eh? And what score did The Mayor predict? Oh right, Aint’s 31 Dolts 24.
Pretty darn tootin’ close.
In other news, The Mayor totally took your attention away from the hints I laid out earlier. Youz guys are easily distracted (youz – haha – it never gets old).
February 8th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Kind of looks like Dennis Hopper, pre-Waterworld
February 8th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Damn, beat me by minutes!
I was about to say “He’s a smooth, cool, intelligent actor who loves to work.”
February 8th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Damn, The Mayor digs that kind of talk.
February 8th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dennis-hopper-super-mario-bros.jpg
February 8th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Oh shit, Andy. You have said brace yourself, or something.
February 8th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Yeah,Dennis Hopper. This one was too easy.
February 9th, 2010 at 7:18 am
Sorry, Nancy. I’ll do mo better next time.
February 10th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
It is Dennis Hopper- the crazy eyes give it away.
February 15th, 2010 at 10:15 am
[...] Going back to the last Wh0 Dat?, Tibi, Flea, dmorris and Flip all identified Dennis Hopper as the Who Dat? person in question. That’s pretty impressive, especially considering in the picture Dennis Hopper had a fake mustache, fake glasses, a bald wig, and bright green eyes. Oh wait, that wasn’t a picture of Dennis Hopper, it was the real life Mayor of Mitchieville. [...]