Chicks With Dicks


We haven’t played Chicks With Dicks® in ages, mostly because of the lack of talent named Dick. Not many parents name their child Dick nowadays. Same goes for Richard. Now, if I changed the name of this segment to Chicks With Jabari, or Chicks With DeShawn, well, then I’d have another 90 weeks of entertainment for you. But then the title would mean little, and The Mayor is all about the one joke wonders that he pulls off on a semi-consistent manner.

The Dick that this chick is attached to was born in the year of our Lord, 1928. Dick comes from a long line of family members being actors, actresses, directors, etc. Dick and Chick with Dick have three sons, all of them actors. In other words, no one in this family as far as the eye can see has ever had a real job. When the SHTF, these lugans will be left out to dry. Into the stew pot, Dickie bird.

I’m pretty sure Dick is still alive, although I remember he was really sick a few years back, heart attack or something. Perhaps lucas. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t AIDS.

I don’t know much more about this Dick, other than a few quirky facts, like: he was in `Weird Al` Yankovic`s “Smells Like Nirvana” video, he is the Founder of “Natural Balance” dog food, and he was the father in a show that ran from the late 70’s into the early 80’s. A VERY popular tv show. Maybe The Mayor only thinks it’s popular, seeing as though it only ran for four years,

As for the Chick with the Dick, I have no information about her, other than she actually looks like the Dick she’s married to. When I first saw her picture, I was like, “That’s the Dick”. But it wasn’t the Dick, it was only the Chick that sleeps with the Dick, eats with the Dick, nags the Dick, and occasionally makes sweet love to the Dick.

Who’s the Dick?

5 Responses to “Chicks With Dicks”

  1. Carin Says:

    I cheated so i’m not saying who it is.

  2. paul mitchell Says:

    Dick……Van Patten. And he actually EATS that dog food.

  3. Titan Mk6B Says:

    I cheated also and looked up the dog food. This is a new low.

  4. dmorris Says:

    I had no idea Dick Van Patten was a cross dresser.


  5. Sisyphus Says:

    “Chicks With Dicks®”

    A registered trademark, eh? Now you can put it on t-shirts!

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