Luckily for Maria, the 9:10 to Mexico City always runs late, so those extra few winks won’t cost her her life.

OTOH, The Mayor is a rather light sleeper – yet dangerously handsome and strong like an East German woman athlete of the 1970’s – so there wouldn’t be a snowballs chance I could rest my weary head on that Comfortmatic 2000 mattress and fall asleep. I mean, there’s not even a pillow. And if I don’t miss my guess, which I don’t, I would say that even if  these littluns even had a pillow, I highly doubt it would be a hypoallergenic, down-filled Eiderdown pillow. I HIGHLY doubt it.

Have I mentioned that I’m dangerously handsome?

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