C’mon Barbie, Let’s Go Party Week

There was a time in The Mayor’s life when he thought the “tramp stamp” was pretty awesome. I’m sure many of Mitchieville’s male constituents thought the same thing. But now when I see a fresh “California license plate” on the back on a young nubile, the first thought that comes into my head is, “what were you thinking, you stupid idiot?”
I’m not saying all tats are bad, hell knows The Mayor is inked up to the nines. What I’m saying is that the ”slag tag” has been done to death and needs to lay down in a bed of rosies. In other words, for the sake of the cheeeeelllldren, no more “Strumpet Trumpets”, “Alabama bumper stickers”, or ”bullseye tattoos”.




March 19th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
I love Barbie, she is my hero
March 19th, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Barbie likes Indonesia too.
March 19th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
I imagine the Indonesians like blonde Barbies too. I bet their false prophet loves blondes too as long as they’re 12 or so years old.
March 19th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
marc in calgary,
Are you suggesting that the Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him) was the Michael Jackson of his time?