Shafted

I’ve been racking my brain trying to come up with a great joke about this article, but then I decided to open this up to you – my funny, brainy, and quite bizarre constituency. In other words, I’m doing what we politicians like to call “delegating.”

If you want to see a larger picture of this article, simply click on said article. BTW, that’s something you still can’t do on Andy’s blog. (okay, that’s a lie, you can open up pictures really big at Andy’s. I’m not sure why I keep saying that. Perhaps it has to do with the $30 Andy has owed me for the last 3 years).

6 Responses to “Shafted”

  1. poletax Says:

    Thats nothin.
    Nancy,Harry and Jug-ears just shafted millions of sheep.
    And I figure that if ya are gonna put it to a cow,ya better have a whopper.

  2. Sisyphus Misses Pumpkin Says:

    The style of prose is great.

    He was an “understandably horny man… pulling out his whopper.” He also has developed a desire to “bonk a goat.”

  3. TC@LeatherPenguin Says:

    From reading the story in the pic, it’s obvious being drunk is a job requirement to work for “Red Pepper.”

    So where do I sign up?

  4. Andy Says:

    Kinda puts a new twist on “click it to see it big.”

    There was a story just a few months ago very similar to that out of Little Rock, Arkansas. Or, maybe it was West Plains, Missouri…I can’t remember.

    But, I’m pretty sure the goat’s name was Shaquanda…I doubt they’re related, because I’m pretty sure Kaweesha wouldn’t boink his own species…even if they were kin.

    BTW, Mr. Mayor, the date on the article, October 28, is real close to Halloween…ya’ know, when satan runs rampant more than usual…just sayin’…

    And ONCE AGAIN, MR. MAYOR…THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IN THE CLICK TO LOOK AT IT BIG DEAL. I WILL FOREVER BE IN YOUR DEBT. And, as to that 30 bucks I owe ya’…

    In the words of the immortalJohnny Cash… :)

  5. The Mayor Says:

    I am LURVIN’ the link in the comment section thingie!

  6. Andy Says:

    Okay…that response requires a $30 payment. Mr. PayPal will be ringing you up…

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