Bad Tan Week
A Caucasian never knows how white they really are until they get a bad sunburn and can compare the burnt bits to the white bits. Being the third whitest guy in Mitchieville, I can attest to that. Word. Another thing I can attest to is if you’re white like The Mayor, and you get a bad sunburn like the poor woman in the picture, that burn aint turning into a tan any time soon. Oh noes, it’s turning into itching and then flaking. And flaking. And more flaking. Sexy-like, isn’t it?
What segment would you like The Mayor to post about next week?
1) Sign Language Week
2) Photobomb Week
3) Women Holding Their Melons Week
Ya, I wonder which one will get the nod? Hmmmmm…..
April 15th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Sign language sounds like it has promise. I don’t know what a phot is and I’m not much of a produce fan. Smartasses are the best though if you have any of those
April 15th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
whatever.
April 16th, 2010 at 8:26 am
What marc said.
April 16th, 2010 at 8:28 am
btw Mr. Mayor, I feel badly for ya’! I am a white guy, but I have never had a sunburn…got just enough Cherokee Injun in me.
April 16th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
*raises a paw for sign language*
April 16th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
I vote for women who sign language while holding their melons and being photobombed.
April 17th, 2010 at 12:27 am
Whatever
April 17th, 2010 at 12:29 am
And I didn’t even go out of budget campaigning this week.Whoa