Disgusting Food Week

The truly amazing thing about this picture is that not only does the carrot sport a twig, it also sports a couple of berries to go along with it. Very impressive, so says The Mayor. What isn’t very impressive though, is the size of tackle the carrot has dangling betwixt its carrot thighs. I betcha all the other vegetables make fun of him when they shower together.

6 Responses to “Disgusting Food Week”

  1. dmorris Says:

    Proportionally, that carrot is hung like Harry Reems!

    I’ll bet even the zuchinnis gasp in admiration in the shower with Mr.C!

  2. The Mayor Says:

    I suppose you’re right, Dmorris. To the average guy, that would seem big…

  3. Andy Says:

    I have no idea who Harry Reems is. But, I dug up a carrot last fall that looked like it had boy parts. I showed The Mrs., and she just guffawed.

    Then she took it inside, washed it, chopped it up, and put it on a garden salad…and squirted Italian Dressing all over it. I kinda lost my appetite…

  4. dmorris Says:


    Harry was the porn star who choked Linda Lovelace in the infamous “Deep Throat”. He also starred in another pron classic,”The Devil In Miss Jones”.

    Mayor,I meant “proportionately”,as in that carrot’s only about four inches long,if he were a strapping six footer,well, he’d be hung like Harry Reems.

    Forgive my mention of so many porn films,Andy, we BC’ers are a disgusting lot.

  5. Andy Says:

    Bitchin’ video Don. Really. I mean it. Really. Fabulous thespian skills goin’ on there. Really. I mean it.

    I don’t find y’all BC’ers disgusting at all. “Worldly” would be a better term. I just remember some dude named Holmes that was big in the porn biz. I mean, I wasn’t allowed to watch such things…but I have heard of Deep Throat.

    He was the guy that screwed Nixon, right?

  6. The Mayor Says:

    No, no, Andy, you’re thinking of Pat.

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