When They Were Young
Everybody and their stupid uncle Cletus knows who this worm is. Maybe not in the current form, but if you saw an updated picture, you would immediately say, “hey, I know who that worm is.”
Nowadays, worm is about 60 lbs heavier, but where he’s from, he would say he’s 3 stone heavier. He likes to walk around the beach fully clothed, probably due to the fact of his rolls of jelly are an embarrassment. He also travels the world, talking to heads of state, begging them to give poor people cash. He would never give poor people cash himself, but he has no trouble taking YOUR money to give to poor folk. Typical liberal scum, in The Mayor’s book. Do as I say, not as I do….
He’s part of one of the most popular rock groups ever - and to this day The Mayor hasn’t figured out the why these hacks are so loved. At best, The Mayor figures this group sucks, but they keep making unbelievably crappy discs that their tone deaf fans keep buying, so what can I say? Popularity breeds popularity, I suppose. I say that, yet I haven’t a clue what that means. Man, at this rate, I Could be the lyricist of this group in no time.
The guy in the picture became a star when he was just a teen, and has ridden (road?) that wave well into his 40’s where he currently is now. He and his group are still performing to packed venues, making wads of cash, and paying his taxes offshore so he can avoid the taxes of his own country. Yet he wants YOU to pay YOUR taxes to help the poor of other countries. What an unbelievably cocky prick he is. Man, The Mayor really hates this piece of work.
Anyway, who is this douchebag?