How To Piss Off A Hipster

Why run though? What in the world in a hipster going to do? Fight ya? I think not. A verbal lashing? That sounds about right.

This is a solid idea, but I would add a #5 to the mix – after putting lock into tunnel plugs, tell hipster the reason you did that was because his daddy asked you to. Hipsters are rife with daddy problems, that may send him/her over the edge.

8 Responses to “How To Piss Off A Hipster”

  1. This sounds like fun… — mooseandsquirrel.ca Says:

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  2. Sisyphus Says:

    If you tell the hipster that the lock-in-ear is a symbol of world peace, hipster will wear it with pride.

  3. Mr Fnortner Says:

    Why/how does it matter, really?

  4. marc in calgary Says:

    Here, try this in your ear as a sign of solidarity with the palestinians.

  5. Bubba Brown Says:

    Too funny! Had a new hire with “tunnel earings” must have been 5/8″ holes, nice kid but he ended up being called “Grommet” cause his earlobes looked like those hole thingys on tarpaulins.

  6. Nicole Says:

    Smashing idea!

    Love the Grommet story, LOL!

  7. OMMAG Says:

    I know just the person to try this out on…………..

  8. tfhr Says:

    Just thinking of that American Graffiti scene with the cable and the cop car rear axle. I mean if you’re going to go to the trouble of slapping a padlock on some idiot’s earlobe, why not secure it to a cable?

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