How To Piss Off A Hipster
Why run though? What in the world in a hipster going to do? Fight ya? I think not. A verbal lashing? That sounds about right.
This is a solid idea, but I would add a #5 to the mix – after putting lock into tunnel plugs, tell hipster the reason you did that was because his daddy asked you to. Hipsters are rife with daddy problems, that may send him/her over the edge.