The Beach Has Become 30x Dumber & Waaaay More Annoying

If your own local beach ever gets infested by Hayden Panettiere’s, the first ting you should do is call PCI and have them eradicated. You can do the job yourself, but chances are you’ll only take care of the surface Hayden Panettiere’s and totally miss the ones burrowed in the sand.

Take care of the little buggers immediately before they spread, cuz once they get bigger there’s no stopping the amount of annoyance that comes out of their mouths.

5 Responses to “The Beach Has Become 30x Dumber & Waaaay More Annoying”

  1. Sisyphus Says:

    Who names an innocent baby “Hayden”? Fuck y’all hippies.

  2. marc in calgary Says:

    ¡My Eyes!
    uff, any idiot knows that pink and red don’t mix.

  3. mikeg81 Says:

    I’d hit it

  4. OMMAG Says:

    Sure there is …………..

  5. Les Says:

    I would also hit it and quit it…

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