No Goooooooooooaaaaaaaalllll!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!

Yes, I can see how the ref missed the cal in the England/Germany game the other day – the ball only crossed the line by a mere YARD.

It’s not like that would have tied the game and changed the momentum or anything. Yup, nothing like that at all.

England will get ‘em next time. FOUR YEARS from now.

6 Responses to “No Goooooooooooaaaaaaaalllll!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!”

  1. marc in calgary Says:


    England’s time is past, they do not reward excellence, they reward diversity.
    (and be sure to read up on the Premiership’s debt for its foreign lovefest for talent, it’s Obamic in its vastness.) heh, “Obamic”.
    And the debacle that will be the 2012 Olympics in London? I can hear the chants from them that “It’s not fair!”
    They sent the oldest (on average) and most experienced team to S.A. and failed miserably. Their “Premiership” is sold to consumers as the best league in the world, and it’s mile wide inches deep in english talent. Although I would have dearly loved to have seen England lose 4 – 1 against Argentina (your Mitchieville home colors) I suppose they can always continue with friendlies against the likes of France.
    They’re not too busy.
    Theo Walcott, Kieran Gibbs, Jack Wilshere, are eligible to play for England, the other 26 play for other countries. Not all of the english league is this lopsided, interesting that the coach is from Italy, and has only played/coached league football in Italy/Spain.

    Clearly, what the english need, is more refs from England. That’ll work.
    Have I gone on about how the english will do in the next Miss Universe yet? results may vary, they’ve selected a gal with 100% Colombian parentage, so they have a chance.

    Next time, maybe they’ll allow Margaret Thatcher to select the team, that’ll show em.

  2. Andy Says:

    Missed the call by a “yard?”

    I thought the whole world…especially the extremely gay soccer world measured junk in meters.

    My bad…

  3. Sisyphus Says:

    I measure my junk in meters.

  4. Andy Says:


    I’ll bet soccer players measure theirs in millimeters.

  5. Mr Fnortner Says:

    Don’t forget to weigh your junk in kilograms.

  6. Andy Says:

    Mr Fnortner: Is there some special scale one uses to weigh their junk?

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