“Any Last Words?” Week

picture of offender

Welcome to “Any Last Words?” Week. All the people you will see this week have already been through the Texas justice system; tried and convicted and put to death.

The creature before you is Christopher Coleman. Here is his story:

On December 14, 1995 in Houston, Coleman and two co-defendants murdered three men during a drug deal. Four men were shot by Coleman, but one survived to identify him as the gunman.

Race and Gender of Victims

Three Hispanic males

Date of execution

September 22, 2009

**Note – Coleman was convicted of murder, but not tried for any hate crimes. I mean, he’s black and his victims were Hispanic? Hmmmmm…..

Christopher Coleman – “Do you have any last words?”

“Yes, Ain’t no way fo’ fo’, I Love all y’all.

A man of few words, I see. Probably because he only knows a few words.

Oh well, flip the switch, grab me a bag of Doritos and let’s get this party started!

**What the dilly is that tumor looking thing of that guys head?

5 Responses to ““Any Last Words?” Week”

  1. nancy Says:

    It’s not on his head anymore.
    Andy dug it up in his garden the other day.

  2. nancy Says:

    I hope he saved it in a jar of pickle juice because I think Andy could sell it on Ebay.


  3. Andy Says:

    Nancy, Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! It does look like the McGoo Tater! Nyuk!

    Mayor, this puts me in mind of Florida State Football Corch Bobby Bowden. Once he was being interviewed about one of his young “star” players.

    Bobby said, “That boy doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear.’ Of course, he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.”

    As a side note, I know it’s probably racist…but I’d have turned the cat loose, and not flipped dat switch! I mean, it sounds to me like he’s pretty good at cleaning up garbage in Houston.

    Probably racist.

    Just sayin’…

  4. Nihilady Says:

    On behalf of myself and my fellow Houstonians. . thank’s but No.

  5. The Mayor Says:

    Houston? I thought you were in Australia?

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