Happy Birthday Paul!

Paul Mitchell turns X today, and on behalf of the entire Mitchieville community (tens and tens of thousands), I would like to wish Paul a great Birthday, and a Happy New Year.

I’ve written a little poem celebrating Paul’s life Birthday. Just give me a second to pull out my cocktail napkin. Here goes:

Happy Birthday to you,

I really dig those mud-encrusted shoes (I know they’re boots, but that doesn’t rhyme),

You always say you’re going to post nudie pics of hot women,

But you never do.

Happy Birthday to one of the greatest Gooble hit whores to ever step a dirty foot on our clean earth.

**Andy is also celebrating Paul’s life Birthday

**And so is Red!

5 Responses to “Happy Birthday Paul!”

  1. dmorris Says:

    I take it Paul doesn’t have a desk job.

  2. Andy Says:

    Nice poem, Mayor! I think we’re up to about 20 HB’s. (And counting!)

  3. nancy Says:

    On your special day :)


  4. Red Says:

    Thanks for the link back. Happy Berfday to teh muddiest!

  5. Adrian Says:

    I’ve been there. Without quite so much mud maybe, but close.

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