A Message From Mitchieville Hydro

The Mayor’s newly released Outdoor Water Use Program (OWUP) which took effect less than two week’s ago has proven to be an incredible success. Thanks to the concerted efforts of all Mitchievillian’s, water usage is down over 7%, saving over 73,000 gallons of precious water.

However, due to the lost revenue caused by decreased usage, Mitchieville’s Water Consumption charge will rise 8.4% in order to keep the level of professional service that you, the citizens of Mitchieville have become accustomed to.

I, The Mayor of Mitchieville would like to thank you for your dedication to the environment.

3 Responses to “A Message From Mitchieville Hydro”

  1. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Crikey, this brings back happy memories of my tranquil village along the banks of the Don.

  2. Gaylord Warren Says:

    These spammers are worse than a jackal at a picnic

  3. Mitchieville » Blog Archive » Martin Loofah King Says:

    [...] I have a clean that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not have to bathe in a large garbage can. [...]

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