Another Foot Has Washed Up On A West Coast Beach
Yet another foot has washed up on a West Coast beach, and once again there is not a sole that has any idea whose it is or how it got there:
The right foot was found by a tourist on Whidbey Island, about 50 kilometres north of Seattle, on Friday morning.
“Based on the size, we’re estimating it belongs to either a female or a juvenile,” Island County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Det. Ed Wallace said in an interview. “Based on the condition, we’re estimating it’s been in the water less than two months.”
He said the foot was found without a shoe or a sock, and the tourist was quite startled by the discovery.
Wallace said based on the information police have gathered, they don’t believe the foot matches any missing persons cases in the area.
Officers plan to reach out to surrounding jurisdictions, including B.C., to see if any of their cases might fit.
Seven feet have been found on B.C. shores since August 2007.
Since the police can’t figure this out for the life of them, and detectives from Washington to BC are out of ideas and clues, I believe now is the right time to bring in the only person that can solve the mystery of the beached foot: the Prince that was boning Cinderella.
Even if the Prince showed up to the house where the woman with the one foot lived, and say she had a few ugly sisters that dug the Prince, even if they tried the shoe on, it’ll never fit. There is only one person whose foot will fit perfectly inside that sneaker, and only the Prince that was boning Cinderella can find this out.