Stretchy People Week
The Mayor use to know Oxyana when she had an actual head. Now that she has a leg-head, well, truth be told, she’s a way better person.
I have to be straight with you, I dated Oxyana for about three months, when she had a head, of course. And the whole time I dated her she was always like, “oh look at me, I have a head, I’m so much better than those leg-headed people”.
But karma is an amazing thing (although not real). A few weeks after Oxyana and I broke up, she had a horrible shaving accident and lost her head, only to have it replaced by a leg. Humbling? It sure as heck is. Pardon the language.
But Oxyana is a better person now, she has come down to earth and finally sees what life is like for the leg-headed.
Ya, she can’t do that *special* thing she use to do when she had an actual head (wink wink, nudge nudge), but man can she ever run quickly and fetch beers now.