Mitchieville – Out To Stop Sexism

The Mayor does not approve of the above “joke”. It’s hurtful toward women, it’s sexist, unwarranted and unnecessary.

Words hurt, “jokes” can kill. That’s a fact.

And that is why The Mayor is asking parliament to undertake one of the most comprehensive studies ever in the history of Mitchieville.

The Mayor has asked parliament to set up a committee, to explore, analyse, and report back to The Mayor with recommendations as how to best fight sexism in all its disgusting forms. Mitchieville & Your Association Stopping Sexism (MYASS) will be led under the guidance of Fenris Badwulf.

This $16.8 million dollar project will run over the course of the next 18 months; weekly meetings will be held at the Spotted Dick Pub in NW Mitchieville and is open for the public to attend. Tuesday night is half price wings and $3 pints. Visa and MasterCard accepted.

We, the peoples, can fight and beat sexism by fighting and beating sexism. It’s as simple, and as complicated as that.

MYASS is here for the citizens of Mitchieville. MYASS cares. MYASS is a powerful tool.

13 Responses to “Mitchieville – Out To Stop Sexism”

  1. marc in calgary Says:

    What is the special @ the Spotted Dick? The pub near me is named “Dick’s” and all the wait staff wear not very large T-shirts that have on the back “I (symbol for a heart) Dicks”… so you all know I live in a classy sort of area. I’ve never seen any guys that work there, just girls. So I don’t know if they’re willing to treat guys equally or not. Perhaps there’s a program for the guys there. I don’t know, as I’ve never heard of a program for guys that was at all funded. All the men’s programs I know of charge north of $3. for “a session” and results aren’t guaranteed. So I’m not a regular there so if you’re looking for Dick, don’t go looking for me there. I’m not there. I’m here and I’m north of $3 for “a session” too.

    I’d link to Dick’s Pub, but it’s possible that Nathan in Stevensville, Montana has moved into the art of canadian website design. His girl looked ok, maybe there’s something to be said for marshmallow cereal additives.
    or possibly, “bluefucksticks r us” is doing their hosting as well.

  2. marc in calgary Says:

    and, “Bob” is wearing a salmon colored shirt. Some people call this “pink” and then they laugh and won’t go moose hunting with you. Clearly that’s not sensitive.
    Isn’t it enough that Bob has taken that step to equality by wearing a salmon colored shirt?
    and, he’s got just regular horses, they’re not even appaloosas or anything special, that’s another reason to wear a pink shirt, so he has something special. In closing, if Bob had an appaloosa he wouldn’t need a pink shirt. Not even that different from having a new Porsche Cayenne because yer dick is microscopic.
    *apologies to all the Michievillians with new Porsche Cayennes, especially the black ones with tan interiors.

  3. paul mitchell Says:

    If anything, I envy Bob because he went deaf.

  4. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    I always burst into tears when I attend budget meetings for this noble project.

    Speaking of which, I have the expense claims for my weekend of research into sexism that I conducted with Sonjia DeSade in Niagara Falls. She spilled caviar on one her favorite leopard corset, and we should send a nice greeting card to that nice doctor who removed my missing monocle from her vagina.

    Sexism must be researched, reported, and studied.

  5. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    2. What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
    ……..A full set of teeth.


  6. Arty Says:

    You’re absolutely correct Fenris. Perhaps you’ve heard this coarse, sexist joke, stop me if you have.

    Guy chuckles to himself while he takes his seat on a plane. The passenger in the seat next asks “what’s so funny?” He replies that the girl at the ticket counter had a huge rack and he mistakenly asked her for a ticket to Titsburgh. I apologized for the mistake and the ticket girl shrugged it off and called it a Freudian slip. The second passenger says “I had one of those this morning too. I asked my wife, ‘honey, will you please pass the sugar, you bitch, you fucking bitch, you’re wrecking my whole fucking life”.

    I used to think those kind of jokes were funny but now I think they’re random and hurtful.

  7. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Arty, indeed you are correct.

    Normally, I would agree with you, but normal does not apply.

    At times, I must identify with my audience, and of the set of connections, I must select that meme which has appeal or interest to the audience that I wish to reach. I speak to adults, and since they have sex, it can be targeted by satire.

    Surely, the image of wench with a monocle in her, uh, is ridiculous, is it not? It is an unacceptable statement about an alternate lifestyle. But, and here is the bite, you are forced to co-exist with that you despise because you tolerate political correctness, because political correctness, with its toleration of sloth, abuse, and vulgar primates, creates plenty of wenches who show up in similar situations, all around you, all the time.

    You may mark me for being rude, yes. But you, Sir, are in a state of rebellion. I do not make the ridiculous common place, I merely point it out. Your rebellion, whitey, is with the aristocrats, who allow, encourage, and disperse, monocles.

  8. Arty Says:

    Fenris, if you think that monocle insertion is ridiculous you should be the optometrist trying to fit that thing with a pair of glasses. Like hello, where are the ears? I guess there could be some ears in close proximity but they wouldn’t be hers. I’m just saying this as a caution against generalizing.

    BTW what do you mean ’satire’? I thought I’d finally found a site that resonates with my own world view and you’re telling me this is satire? If it is, I will stop quoting you and the mayor in my letters to the local paper.

  9. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Arty, I have a monocle. I wear it often enough. I speak from experience.

    People tell me I write satire. Then again, they scoff at my poetry and tell me it is doggerel. The late Harold Horwood told me so. ( ). What do I know? My degree is in Mathematics, not Arts.

    Now I am all upset and need a shot of scotch.

  10. The Mayor Says:

    A monocle? In the vagina? For real????

  11. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    The pictures are on the pay site, Mayor.

  12. marc in calgary Says:

    What satire?

  13. beachnut Says:

    Is it okay to fight and beat sexy men if I use my American Express?
    Because if not, then that night is just a waste of his time.

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