I don’t know an awful lot about Garrison Keillor, but I do know he’s originally from Minnesota, and looks an awful lot like some other idiot we know from Minnesota.



6 Responses to “Garrisonism”

  1. Andy Says:

    I once spent 7 hours in a guy’s kitchen trying to talk him out of offing himself with the pistol in his hand (not just me, there were two other guys trying to talk him down). One of the windows in his kitchen had already been shot out in an argument with his wife.

    I was scared spitless. The dude was wandering around the kitchen, talking all out of his head, swinging that revolver around like crazy, until he finally handed it over to me about 3 am on a Saturday morning.

    Man, was I relieved. As the other guys made arrangements for him to go somewhere else to stay, I walked out on the porch to unload. The damn thing was empty.

    A girl in a bikini would have been better. Just sayin’…

  2. The Mayor Says:


    Are you joshin’ us, andy?

  3. Mitchell Says:

    Keillor is a total flaming liberal douche like Al is.

  4. The Mayor Says:

    Hey! Love yer blog, I dig the edge to it.

    And no, I am not a spambot.

  5. Sisyphus Says:

    Franken and Keillor look like they’d fit in here:

  6. mare Says:

    keillor is Frankenstein ugly and a liberal douche.

    Lose/lose for everyone.

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