You Were A Beautiful Baby

At firs,t The Mayor thought he was looking at one of those Romanian babies 60 Minutes spotlighted about 20 years ago after the fall of Chauchescu, but alas, it isn’t. Truth be told, I think Mattel’s R & D are shooting blanks with Vampire Baby. Sure, vampires are under-represented and marginalized, but no amount of plastic vampire babies are going to integrate them into society.

Ya, I have no idea what I’m talking about. It happens.

Hey – Look over there!!!!

Every.Freaking.Time.

4 Responses to “You Were A Beautiful Baby”

  1. dmorris Says:

    Ceaucescu. The Romanians strung the fucker up,which is a good thing to do to politicians on occasion,keeps “em honest.

    Ihave seen thousands of babies,most are cute,some are not so cute,that f’ing thing is unbelievably ugly!

    Mattel should go the way of AMC,and Chrysler,and GM, and die off.

    I can live without Barbie,so can the rest of the world.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    I think you’ll find that Mattel is considered too big to fail. Or too childish. One or the other.

  3. finn Says:

    I’m gonna go waaaay out on a limb here and say that that kid was never a titty baby, always bottle-fed. No way mama was going to let those little fangs anywhere near the nips!!

  4. Chris Taylor Says:

    That kid has Kiefer’s hairdo from “The Lost Boys”.

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