The Colonel’s Secret Recipe
More bean medley?
I was thinking this photo is pretty unrealistic because Jesus is drinking a Starbucks, but then I remembered that Starbucks only sells free-trade coffee. So, ya, I suppose it is possible. And the Colonel, Mr “Rat in a Box” himself, truth be told, he’s looking pretty snazzy still. I guess that’s due to the fact that there’s no greasy chicken joints in heaven.
September 27th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
I’ve read recently, yesterday actually, that the chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken (not KFC) is now murdered using the latest in halal methods.
That is, it is not stunned firstly, it just has its throat slit and while it is bleeding upside down it gets finished off later.
I know that PETA is concerned enough to send some of its nude fur protesters to Medina to protest this idiocy, they’re just waiting for the tourists to empty from all the hotels there.
I hope that Jesus in the above photo isn’t requesting that the colonel cut down on his salt content in his 11 special spices.
I would be surprised if Jesus’ coffee was an Indonesian coffee selection from Starbucks because the Christians there are murdered in the halal methods that the islamists have taken a liking to. So maybe free-trade coffee isn’t all its wrapped up to be. Perhaps they just look the other way.
September 27th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I assume this photo was taken after the Colonel shuffled off this mortal coil, by the famed heavenly photographer,Mr.Gabriel.
I kinda figured Col. Sanders would end up taking the “UP” elevator when his time came,I mean, he removed millions of the most annoying creature on earth, domestic chickens,and did it in a most delectable way,if you’re hooked on salt.
This Wednesday,I’m going to assist a friend of my brother in dispatching several dozen turkeys. I asked how we were going to accomplish this,sadistically, such as by translating Mitchieville into “turkey” or some more esoteric method.
He relied,”nope,the old fashioned way, chop their heads off”.
Some day I,too, may be photographed perambulating about with with God’s son,Jesus,as turkeys are every bit as annoying as chickens,and bigger,too.
September 27th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Now I’m hungry dmorris.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_ybEbrQeOA
I’ve seen the feet tied to a tree method, but this makes sense to me.
Any piece of sheet metal will do and if you need to take care of dozens it’s worth tooling up for it.
*is there a market for
September 27th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
*is there a market for sacrificial blood in northern BC ?
I dunno if you need to add warfarin to it so that it will keep until halloween.
September 27th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Nice idea, marc in calgary.
Aside from the cheap shot at capitalism (as if sacrificial blood should not be a state monopoly, and administered by an equally brain numb progressive bureaucracy), I believe that the small numbers of consumers of sacrificial blood are sufficiently elitist and abilityist to be able to find sustainable sources of sacrificial blood.
You can milk, what?, how many pints a month from somebody? Or for that matter, do a full ex-sanguination for quick cash.
I did a post or two about that, did I not?
September 27th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
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