*Art* Depicting Christ Receiving Oral Sex On Display In Loveland, Colorado

An *art* exhibit on display in Loveland, Colorado that depicts Jesus Christ in various homosexual acts has caused an uproar, with proponents claiming, among other things, that the controversy in “necessary” to establish dialogue (??), and opponents claiming the piece entitled “The Misadventures of the Romantic Cannibals” is nothing more than tax-payer funded smut”:

“This is not art — it’s smut, pure and simple,” said Minto, who said he’s not against graphic art per se. “(But) this is a museum, not an X-rated bookstore.”

The lithograph, “The Misadventures of the Romantic Cannibals,” is part of a touring 10-artist exhibit titled “The Legend of Bud Shark and His Indelible Ink.”

Susan Ison, the city’s director of cultural services, said she asked Loveland’s cultural services board to review Chagoya’s work, and they didn’t have any problems with it. Ison said Chagoya was attempting to describe his “midlife crisis” in the piece.

“It’s very complex,” said Ison. “I really can’t describe simply what he’s trying to get at.”

Loveland resident Carol Ware said Chagoya’s piece is not something she’d want on her living room wall. But, she said, “it’s provocative and thought-provoking. I thought that is what art is all about.”

Susan Ison, the city’s director of cultural services admits openly that she has no idea what the piece represents. It’s about the artists “midlife crisis” supposedly; but we do know that Susan Ison must think the artistic piece isn’t wrapped in anti-Christian hate because if it was, there is no way the artistic piece would be displayed. You see, by definition, displaying anti-Christian hate would be a hate crime.

I’m sure Susan Ison has thought this out. If an artist came to her next month with a lithograph displaying the Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) receiving anal sex from a squirrel, why that’s just artistic expression, too, “provocative and thought-provoking”. Perhaps the artist in question is having a midlife crisis, also. Since artists are so deep that no one can understand anything about the inner-workings of their collective minds, it would be wrong to judge what the Mohammad/squirrel artist held in his/her heart.

Art is subjective, so I’m told.

Sure, we see what  happened across the world when some Mohammad cartoons (artistic expression) were released, but again, not being able to get inside the brain of the cartoonist (true artists, one and all), I’m sure Susan Ison would be the first to defend the artistic expression of the cartoonist, and would proudly welcome the display to her city. Bomb scares and threats to her personal safety that would come? Think of that as more artistic expression.

If this exhibit wasn’t government funded, I wouldn’t care less where or when it was displayed. If the *artist* was touring his piece on his own dime, then he will either sink or swim on his ability as an artist. If you don’t like what he represents, don’t see it.

The Mayor has no doubt in his mind that the artist in question is little more than a weasley little coward. You see, this type of anti-Christian art has surfaced and resurfaced dozens of times over the years and has now hit the point where it’s boring and cliche. These *artists* think they are “pushing the envelope”, that they are “cutting edge”, but the reality of the matter is that they are basically little more than schoolyard bullies that take great pleasure is picking on those that won’t fight back.

The artist knows that Christians will turn the other cheek. We’ve seen this type of *art* before, and to my knowledge the artists that offended haven’t had their throats slashed for what they did. It’s easy being the hero when you know you won’t have to fight. If the artist wanted to impress The Mayor, his next piece would be about Mohammad and the squirrel I alluded to earlier.

But that would never happen, that would take guts, it would take an actual backbone.

For now, the artist will wrap himself up with all the various rights that protect him. The right to free speech, the right to this and the right to that. And that’s fine, we all get what he’s doing.

The only thing these *artists* don’t get is that when they go out of their way to offend Christians, it makes the Christian community stronger. It also opens the eyes to those outside the Christian community. But maybe, seeing as though this artist is soooooo deep, maybe that’s what he had intended in the first place.

Whoa, I just blew my own mind.

13 Responses to “*Art* Depicting Christ Receiving Oral Sex On Display In Loveland, Colorado”

  1. dmorris Says:

    At the bottom,second from left,is a depiction of a flaming Mohammed with two pig hookers.

    I call on the HRC to bring an action against the artist!

    And furthermore, I call on the governments of Canada and the U.S. to grovel to the Muslim community and apologize all over the place.

    Muslims should take to the streets and burn anything flammable to counter this insult.

    Christians should simply turn the other cheek.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    I’m all for that.

    Let’s see if I can find the *artists* home address and phone number…so he can talk to our Islamic friends and come to some sort of amicable solution.

  3. dmorris Says:

    Good idea,Mayor, negotiation is the way to go here,and I’m certain Muslims will be anxious to start the process.

    btw,after you post his address, I think you should call Fox News,there might be some activity outside his home they’ll want to record.

  4. Joketurd in calgary Says:

    The woman that drove her truck to Colorado to tell the artist exactly what she thought of the *art* is from Kalispell, Montana. I believe she’s the neighbor of the guy selling those tiny marshmallow bits to add flavor to your breakfast cereal from a few weeks past. Leave it to the westerners to save the day.

    I’d enjoy a burger and fries with that woman at most diners.

  5. marc in calgary Says:

    oh yeah, joketurd was another thread.
    sorry if I’ve offended any of the *real* joketurds or their associated relatives,
    or “Fenris Joketurd” scion of the east.

  6. The Mayor Says:

    When you post with “Joketurd”, it would be great if you could attach one of those little *Trademark* symbols next to your name. That would send Fenris into fits.

  7. Joketurd™ in calgary Says:


  8. The Mayor Says:

    Great find, Joketurd™ – tons of fun stuff on that Facebook page. I love how the Christians are being roasted there, because obviously what has been done is THEIR fault.

  9. Joketurd™ in calgary Says:

    well when the SHTF, I think the Christians have better aim… I’m not real big on poking fun at them/us, it’s just that I’m not real worried about what happens in “the end”.

    Because, we win.

  10. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    I sure hope the white right wing extremists do not go on a rampage about this.

    I will ask the activist I have in my basement dungeon about this. I have to take out another pint of his blood so that I can feed my family and fight against the legacy of colonialism in Africa.

  11. Andy Says:

    I read this yesterday, Mayor, but did not comment. Too sad about it to do so. Joketurd Trademark…nyuk!

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