Johnnie Cochrane is Dead, and I’m Eating a Sandwich – Mitchieville Marathon Continues
Mitchieville shoooore was a lot different back in March of the year of the Lord 2005. For better or worse, The Mayor can’t answer that. One thing that has not changed though, is Mitchieville’s attitude toward social responsibility. We have one. For better or worse, The Mayor can’t answer that.
I guess everyone knows by now that the race baiter Johnnie “rappin’ rhymin’” Cochrane is dead. As a tribute to Johnnie, I have composed a little poem that I’m sure will touch even the coldest of hearts.
Johnnie Cochrane was found dead,
He had a tumor in his head,
They found him laying in his bed,
His skull caved in, his nose it bled.I wonder if anyone cries,
When they hear that a lawyer dies,
Water won’t flow from these eyes,
but that should come as no surprise.Some people say Johnnie was great, you see,
Nicole and Ron might not agree,
Cuz Johnnie let a killer run free,
he’ll burn in hell for eternity.Many people will attend Johnnie’s funeral day,
kind words will be spoken, here’s what they’ll say,
that the rhymin’ lawyer helped those in East L.A.,
I always thought he was kind of gay.Bury him deep in a great big pit,
if he’s still alive who gives a shit?
Put him in the coffin, and if he won’t fit,
Too fucking bad, God won’t acquit.
Rest in pieces, fuck face.
December 17th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
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