And To You

You know, considering how many people are off today, you would think there would be one stinking booze store open to service us. Man, do we ever have our priorities backward.

On behalf of the entire Mitchieville cabinet, Senate, and all the other little people that draw a healthy paycheque from our taxpayers, we wish you very Merry Christmas. Most sites only wish you a Merry Christmas, but at Mitchieville, we wish you a VERY Merry Christmas. That’s because we care more about you than any other site does. That’s your proof. Suck it, other sites.

The Mayor is eating bacon and blueberry buttermilk pancakes this morning. I hope you are being treated equally as well.

Pass along this message of hope.

12 Responses to “And To You”

  1. Woody Says:

    Merry Christmas Mayor!

    Pancakes sounds nice… I had a piece of pumpkin pie leftover from last night. Wifey was in a hurry to get past breakfast to the opening gifts part.

  2. The Mayor Says:

    I like her spirit.

    MC to you and your spirited family, Woody.

  3. Pseudonym Says:

    Happy Holidays to all in Mitchieville.

  4. nancy Says:

    Merry Christmas everyone in Mitchieville.

  5. marc in calgary Says:

    Merry Christmas to all the representatives of our fledging (flaying?) democracy here at the House of Mitchieville.

    I love blueberries.

  6. beachnut Says:

    Liquor Licences (for stores, I’m not sure about restaurants), are not in effect Christmas Day.

  7. DMorris Says:

    Merry Christmas,Mayor,and everyone else who pays taxes in Mitchieville.

    If it wasn’t for your hard work and resultant taxes,I couldn’t collect welfare and ruin my health guzzling the free alcohol for indigents as part of the administration’s plan for the less fortunate.

    Homeless in Mitchieville is way better than homeless anywhere else!

    btw,the turkey dinner at the Mitchieville Gospel Mission last year was delicious,but this year could someone in authority suggest they use the jellied cranberry sauce instead of the whole berry type?

    Thanks. I’d say “Happy Holidays” too, but for us homeless,every day’s a holiday.

  8. Andy Says:

    Back at ya’, Mayor! Sure, Christmas is almost over, but I’m just getting around to wish you a good one.

    I’m sure you’re three sheets to the wind, and won’t read this probably until New Year’s Eve…but “Back at ya’, Mayor!”

    And, Don is right. Not to complain about a free meal on a minus zero night…but, to quote Archie Bunker, “Jeez, Edith! Can’t you get some of the real kind…the kind that slides out of the can?”

    Merry Christmas to all. I gotta be at work at 6 am, so “to all a good night!”

  9. Nurse Kate Says:

    Merry Christmas mayor! A lovely bouquet of rectal tubes and syringes is winging its way to your door.
    As for myself, I spent Christmas at the hospital enjoying our petroleum byproduct partially hydrogenated turkey flavoured loaf. Mmmmmmm…..

  10. DMorris Says:

    Wow! You nurses get free Christmas dinner with your high wages!?

    In my next life,I just may consider it as a career.

  11. Fenris Badwulf Says:

    Those swine do not serve you a top end stuffed turkey, Nurse Kate?

    It is in your budget, for Food Services. You have the equipment in the Food Services work area. Ovens, tables, stove tops, all installed in sanitary stainless steel and equipped with fire code ventilation.

    The money was in the budget.

    I am outraged, Nurse Kate.

  12. Mr Fnortner Says:

    Even Mr. Fnortner, huddled here in the doorway with the little match girl, wishes all in Mitchieville a very happy Christmas. As we light our matches against the dark and cold, it is visions of merriment enjoyed by the rest of you that keep us alive.

    God, that’s depressing. Actually, Mr. Fnortner had strawberry stuffed french toast Christmas morn, and laid about most all the day being very indolent and content, wishing the same good fortune on everyone. Happy day two of twelve of Christmastide!

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