Another Mystery Foot Washes Up In Washington State
Another foot has washed up in Washington State over the Christmas holiday’s, the second in four months. Police are investigating whether or not there is any link between these two feet and the seven that have washed up in British Columbia since 2006:
Authorities in the U.S have been left baffled after a small human foot washed ashore in Washington state, the second to have appeared in the area in four months.
The remains were still encased in a size six ‘OzArk Trail’ hiking boot when it was found at the Tideflats in Tacoma about a week ago.
Police believe the right foot is that of a juvenile or small adult and floated in from either the Puyallup River or Puget Sound.
Our best guess someone in their mid-to-late teens,’ Tacoma Police spokesman Mark Fulghum said, adding that the shoe was sold in Wal-Mart Stores between 2004 and 2005.
In late August, a right foot believed to be that of a woman or child washed up on a beach in Whidbey Island, about 70 miles north of Tacoma.
The Mayor is surprised though that there hasn’t been more forensic testing done on these shoes and feet. I would recommend the RCMP and various other police detachments bring in the foremost experts in this field to have a look at these cases: Dr Scholl’s and Dr Martin.
Remember, it’s vitally important to always stay one step ahead of criminals. If the criminal brings Toasties to a fight, we bring Isotoners. If they bring Crocs, we bring Ugg Boots. If they bring BCBG Max Azria, we laugh and ridicule them because no one in the world should ever wear that cheesy shit.
That’s the way we do it in Canada. That’s the unspoken law of the north.